If Only They Were Normal #12 - Dick Bruce Cheney

Perhaps the worst of the U.S. oligarchy,Dick Cheney would be marvellous if he were ‘normal’. The Dali Dick. The Cheney Lama. Dickey Lama? Dali Cheney? Here’s his Instructions for Life (if he were normal):

1. Take into account that love is better then war.
2. The material world ain’t what it’s cut out to be.
3. Oil is just a three letter word.
4. If someone says Iraq, say ‘withdraw’
5. Never play with guns.
6. Don’t read the bible.